Comedy Writing
Reductress
(Selected)
40 Is the New 20! This Woman Just Ate 40,000 McNuggets!
Woman for Whom Nothing Is Going Right Takes Solace in Having a Huge Ass
Feel Old Yet? D.W. From Arthur Just Got Gay Divorced
Gagging for This Hottie! This Political Leader is Just Doing his Job But We’re Gonna Make It Weird
Deadline Near Enough to Inspire Anxiety But Not Near Enough to Inspire Action
Suck It, Descartes! This Woman Thinks, But She Isn’t
What the Fuck? This Woman Digests Dairy
Woman Who Was Once Afraid of Being Perceived As Gay Now Offended You Don’t Perceive Her As Gay
Woman Unsure How Many more ‘Sounds Good’s She Has In Her
5 Sweaters That Scream And Scream And Scream And Will Not Stop Screaming
Woman Excited to Reach Point In Career Where Men Say She Doesn’t Deserve It
Study Finds Studying Abroad in England Doesn’t Count
Climate Change Activist? This Woman Is Vegetarian Because She’s Afraid to Cook Meat
Let’s See How They Like It! This Woman Listens in On the CIA
4 Yoga Poses to Distract You from the Fact That Your Enemies Might Still Lead Fulfilling Lives
At Your Age, Your Parents Already Had Kids. Here’s Why They Shouldn’t Have
Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Keeping a Portrait in My Attic that Ages as I Sin
Therapist Unknowingly in Constant Competition with Mitski’s Tiny Desk Concert
REPORT: Dog Afraid of 4th of July Fireworks Because They Suggest Owner is Proud of Country
Jealous? This Woman Woke Up from a Coma and Doesn’t Know What A “Boy Mom” Is
Radical Self-confidence? This Woman Made A Typo in an Email but Isn’t Going to Quit Her Job
I Actually Can’t Whistle,' Says Woman Who Also Can’t Do So Many More Important Things
Woman Excited to Bring Book to and from Beach Without Opening It
The Harvard Lampoon
(Selected)
Points in Case
So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?
An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, A Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair
Modern Retellings of Classic Thought Experiments
List: Perfect Mother’s Day Gifts for— Oh God Mother’s Day Was Seven Months Ago
I Bought One Floral Dress and Now I’m Deep in the Clutches of a Pagan Cult